but baby,

they ask me what I do, and who I do it for

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via budwifeee)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(via nataliegilbert)

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(via twin--size--mattress)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via outtofmyminddd)

amoying:

if u were a paper towel u’d be

image

(via jinxbox)

seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

(via butthingschange)

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